Outcall Massage for Gentlemen 

"You is dangerous for me.

You is beautiful, you is sweet, you is crazy, you is nice.

I like you" - January 2017

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"Hi Misha!
...I thoroughly enjoyed the time we spent. It was exactly the experience I was looking for and it exceeded my expectations.  

You are a rare woman. Beautiful, funny, smart, sexy and with very talented hands too. A great combo in one complete package.
I totally appreciated that you opened up to me and provided a genuine and personal experience.  I've been thinking about you every day since.

I can't wait to see you again soon.

Cheers!" - January 2017

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"You're a champ Misha" - August 2016

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"Thank you once again for this afternoon. I smell great, I feel awesome :D hope you have a good night"

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"Thank you once again for an amazing afternoon. I feel so refreshed right now, so alret. Boy I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight! I look forward to doing it again. " -sweetheart twitter client -

July 2016

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"Honestly that was amazing" -nice text 6 hours later.

 

"Hi Misha, I had a great time with you. You are a beautiful, articulate young lady who I would love to see again... " -nice text from a total gent. March 2016

 

"You're a dream girl."

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"Can't wait to see you again. I have so much fun with you. I love making you laugh and sucking on your luscious titties." -my funny regular from across the border, Feb 2016

 

"Neck hurts, thought I'd message you / have always regretted not having you stay after we toked and had couch fun. Lol honest." - first 2016 text from a regular sweetheart

 

"Hi!, wow, that was so great! What an amazing lady you are!!"

 

"Thank you so much Misha, what a pleasure to spend time with you!!!! Same time tomorrow if you're available?"

 

"You feel Amazing."

 

"This is the best sensual massage I've ever had."

 

"You are very cute... you look better than than the pics!"

 

"You have the hands of a god... Goddess!"

 

"Not that many people can do what you do" -client refers to my massage skills

"You are so good at what you do" -client blurts out during butt massage

 

"You play me like a violin"

 

"You have the best hands in the world"

 

"You're the BEST!"

 

"You have great hands" & "You're so pretty"

 

"You're really good at this"

 

"Btw, I had fun last night - thank you!! I really enjoyed dinner, and just had an awesome time in general."

 

"You're cool. Fun to be around."

 

"You are awesome!!!"

 

"Thank you and thank YOU!"

 

"OK hurry I can't wait to see you again!!!!!!!!"

 

"I have a jacuzzi suite and can't wait to jump in and with you!"

 

"I don't know what to do bc I want to see you :))))) Now!!!! Lol"

 

"OMG I miss you!!!"

 

"You're good"

 

"Hi, thank you so much, I really enjoyed it. I hope you enjoyed it too"

 

"You're always welcome to a home visit. Once I get the money I'm owed I'm going to spoil you!"

 

"Uh oh. So temptation could be right on my door step. Can never say no to you!"

 

"Dying to see you again!"

 

"I always enjoy seeing you"

 

"Dear Misha

Thanks for making my first night back in the city such a good one.  You really are a lovely person and know how to relate to me incredibly well.

I will try to see you again later in the week but if not, I will certainly be back next month.

Hugs

 

x"

 

"Hi Misha

I am returning to Toronto for a week from Oct 18 and cant wait to feel your lovely hands on my body again!

Hoping you are well and that people have been good to you.

x"

 

"I cant wait to return to Toronto for another of your great massages"

 

"Dear Misha,

I found your site by accident...  It's quite a nice site actually, I can appreciate the work you put in to it.  Your personality really shows through and it's a huge reason why I'm emailing you, as I actually never do this.  I guess I'm feeling lonely today!

 

x"

 

"It was a pleasure meeting you Misha, thanks for making the trek out !"

 

"I am your pet turd Mistress!  I will text you shortly.  Thank you.  Happy to hear you enjoy me."

 

"If I can't have Misha, how do I find a reputable massage provider in my area?" (please see my contacts on twitter, there are many reputable providers in your area!)

 

"Thank you for coming. Enjoyed the twin peaks!"

 

"I sleep like a baby honey. Wish I was here again tonight I would love to see u again but I have to leave tonight." Oct 2014

 

~Mishas old work phone died so there are no more older text reviews~

~These are reviews posted on twitter as they happened (not in order)~

 

"You are much more beautiful that your pictures.."

"Your touch is so soft... Ahh you have released the pain in my knee..."

"You're very good at what you do. And your body is amazing."

"Oh my god I like you so much" (client blurts during body slide)

"Your body is incredible! Its so soft...Your tits are amazing"

 

"I tell you, this is the best massage I had!"

"You smell amazing!"

"You've made my head spin and I like it.. I know when I'm connecting with someone. Real is real."

"Thank you for being so professional yet friendly and soothing."

"Its always nice to feel to feel human on super warm days like this"

"Whatever you're doing, it feels great!"

"You have such great tits!"

"You're a natural sex machine!"

"For me your looks are erotic and your technique is exotic"

"It was nice being with you today, I felt very comfortable with you"

"It's really great by the way" - (client whispers as I am rubbing his butt)

"It's really sexy... and it's not gay!" (client regarding my prostate option!)

"The massage was like sipping an exotic mango juice box"

"Just wanted to thank you again for the good times this afternoon. You are a sexy, sexy girl. I loved the way you handled my cock."

"Thanks very much for the fun and relaxing time yesterday. I look forward to our next encounter"

"They're tough!...Are they real?" (recent client as he was squeezing my boobs)

"It feels like your hands are on me but they're not... Do the floaty massage..."

"Woah that feels good...almost too good...wait.." (client before finishing)

"...slept like a baby after you sorted me out."

"Oh you devil!... Oh you devil!"

"Beautiful.... beautiful..... beautiful..."

"Wonderful"

"I slept like a baby last night!.." (client called me back to say that)

"The massage is very good... I love the smell of that oil... Wow I love you..."

"So you mean better than sex." (client during consultation)
"Uhhhhh you feel amazing" (same client during session)

"It's perfect." (regarding my massage technique)